I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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