I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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