Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I don't think brook has ever known best
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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