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(817): View more from Texas

You're completely useless in the revolution.

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(214): View more from Texas

would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry

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(613): View more from Ontario

my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.

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(714): View more from California

Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.

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(207): View more from Maine

I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Who the fuck stole my fridge again

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(519): View more from Ontario

hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?

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