Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I think your dad took our porno
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You ate ashes out of my bong
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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