belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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