Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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