He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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