They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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