She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
