Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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