I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
