dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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