I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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