So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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