I want to make a zoo with you.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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