loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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