all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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