How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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