I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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