Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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