piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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