hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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