when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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