Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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