forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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