What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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