You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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