Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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