mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
