So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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