She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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