I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to have your abortion
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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