We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I wish I only lived at night.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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