Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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