thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just gargled with NyQuil
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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