Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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