Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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