watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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