1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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