Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
