No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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