Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Randomize
