question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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