she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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