So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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