DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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