So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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