I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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