jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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