She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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