Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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