he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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