That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
