Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She's the barista slut.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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