We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
