went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
